Mohamed Osman Mohamud in addition to hating the United States
was upset that his local Wal-Mart ran out of eyeliner and lip gloss on Black Friday.
A Somali immigrant with the shockingly unlikely name of Mohamed Osman Mohamud was arrested in Portland for allegedly plotting to blow up Christmas revelers on the day after Thanksgiving.
Mohamed who is as short on brains as he is long on beauty, was exchanging emails with what he thought were Pakistani jihadis, but were in fact, U.S. agents of the FBI. Oh, snap!
In related news, President Obama immediately issued a preemptive pardon to Mr. Mohamed Mohamud as part of his longstanding outreach to the Religion of Peace™.