Sunday, July 4, 2010

Happy Independence Day!

Two hundred and thiry four years ago today we declared our independence from British rule and damn well got it after a bloody revolution.  If we could have only waited a couple of hundred years we'd have been able to just sneak away while those drunken Brits were nursing a hangover.

What makes the United States of America so dang all fired great and special?  Well, in addition to a gazillion other things, we invented the personal computer and the internet.  Which allowed me to find this photo of girls in flag bikinis in .019 seconds flat.  Hot dog!  And hamburgers, potato salad and creamy frozen custard in sugar cones, too.

Thank you, ladies.  Very patriotic.
Believe me, our flags are at full staff and saluting you back. 

Oh, and let's not forget freedom while we're at it.  The good 'ol US of A has survived wars, depressions, natural disasters, and American Idol contestants.  We can surely overcome the disaster that is the Obama administration and the greaseballs from The Jersey Shore.

Founding Father Fun Death Facts:
These U.S. Presidents all died on the Fourth of July.
2nd U.S. President John Adams (1826)
3rd U.S. President Thomas Jefferson (1826) The same day as Adams...Spooky...
5th U.S. President James Monroe (1831)

Enjoy the day and God Bless America.

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