What did the Indian oddball do exactly? He would run up behind hispanic women, take out his trouser snake and make a tinkle all over their legs, that's what. I am not shitting you. A serial female leg
pisser-onner.
This is obviously some kind of rape-o version of consensual golden showers but I'll be damned if I can figure out what the ultimate payoff is. And why just the hispanic chicks? Is the wily whizzer also a racist?
Mr. PeePee is accused of doing this seven times until finally caught and has been charged with aggravated criminal sexual conduct, lewdness and child abuse (one of the pissed on was 16). When apprehended immediately following the last assault Patel the pisser had a big, wet stain on the front of his sweatpants. Busted!! Next time, dumbass, put on a Depends.
Nitinkumar A. Patel.
Shouldn't he be an engineer or a math professor?
I'm sure his proud parents never dreamed their son
would be an ex-con that pees on women in the street.
I guess the New Jersey legislature has never felt the need to pass a law stating that "It will henceforth be illegal and unlawful to whip out the male member and to subsequently urinate, piss, pass water, whizz, tinkle, piddle or to otherwise take a leak on the back of any female leg. If said leg happens to belong to a woman of the hispanic persuasion a hate crime enhancement will, of course, apply." Methinks such a statute will soon be forthcoming.
This kind of deviant doofiness is most certainly a young man's game. If I were inclined towards this kind of fetish at my upper middle age, I'd have to run up to the girl, brandish my pud and ask, "Could you please stand still for a moment, my dear? I want to piss on the back of your legs but my prostate's a little enlarged and it takes me a minute to get my stream going. That's a good girl."
