Next thing you'll tell me is that the inventor of duct tape is dead.

John Barry-Unsung hero to homeowners everywhere. July 3, 2009 (Age 84)

John Barry, the man who moved WD-40 from the space program to the family home has died. The cause was listed as pulmonary fibrosis.

It is an American truism that most home repairs can be accomplished with a screwdriver, a roll of duct tape and a can of WD-40. This is the kind of story that can only happen in the United States, ladies and gentlemen, so be proud and read the whole thing.