The Funeral Guy

Musings on all sorts of things. Politics, current events, music, movies, celebrity culture and, of course, death related issues. My sense of humor can be raunchy, risque and ribald so be warned that you may find some salaciousness here.

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Wu! Wu! Democrat congressman he likey the young trim.

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Oregon congressman David Wu likes his snoochy the old fashioned way.  Up close and personal.  Unlike fellow disgraced congressman Democrat A...
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Saturday, July 23, 2011

Died Today:

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Amy Winehouse Singer Sept. 14, 1983-July 23, 2011 (Age 27) Amy could look kind of hot when she was cleaned up.   Unfortunately, this was th...
Thursday, July 21, 2011

Pool sex. It's not just for hormonally challenged teen sluts.

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It's been really hot out.  No, no, no I mean really hot.  Not that kind of hot, but heat hot, as in temperature.  Oh, fuck it, let's...
Monday, July 18, 2011

Let's get this get this party started...Florida style!

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Parents are such a draaaaaggggg, man.  All you want to do is have a little summer fun.  Party hearty at the home of the parental units.  And...
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Thursday, July 14, 2011

Somebody needs to get this hottie out in the wind more often.

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My brother, the Conservaterian sent me these.  (Go to him for serious political analysis, stay here for the dick jokes.) I'd seen the...

But it's got to be true. I saw it on the internet!!!

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Photo of alleged Mistress of the Beauty Salon, Olga Zajac.  Who allegedly karate kicked and allegedly raped a robber.   I was going to writ...

Is Washington trying to become the next Florida?

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Crazy shit in the State of Washington. Can anyone please explain to me the appeal that guys in prison have for some women.  Some woman ma...
Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Another penis sacrificed to The Cult of Lorena Bobbit.

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The Funeral Guy has been tracking penis slicing, burning and all around abuse (not counting self-abuse) since we started.  See here , here ...
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(Sigh) Rodney...Rodney...Rodney...

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Rodney King. The latest in a long line of police portraits.   Rodney King , habitual criminal, serial drunk driver and civil rights icon, w...
Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Songwriter ups his profile in search for record deal.

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"How many times I gotta tell 'ya, baby?   Ya' gotta hot body, but you ain't my goddam muse...see?" I'm not saying...
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The Funeral Guy
I'm an At-Need Counselor and Service Director at a funeral home. I'm also an ex-rocker and a person of conservative/libertarian political views.
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